Print this page
Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:05

What one hiker found in the mountains of tennessee is beyond incredible.

Written by 
Rate this item
(0 votes)

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Read 123094 times Last modified on Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:30
Super User

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s

Website: https://www.joomdev.com/

40653 comments

  • Comment Link CharlesEsone Wednesday, 24 September 2025 00:35 posted by CharlesEsone

    nexus dark nexus darknet market url nexus site official link nexus darknet market

  • Comment Link AngeloCoids Wednesday, 24 September 2025 00:35 posted by AngeloCoids

    nexus onion link nexus market nexus url nexus darknet market url

  • Comment Link Kennethtex Wednesday, 24 September 2025 00:35 posted by Kennethtex

    nexus darknet access nexus market darknet nexus link nexus market darknet

  • Comment Link discover this info here Wednesday, 24 September 2025 00:16 posted by discover this info here

    When I initially commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox and
    now each time a comment is added I get four e-mails with
    the same comment. Is there any way you can remove me from
    that service? Bless you!

  • Comment Link DwayneSeado Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:54 posted by DwayneSeado

    nexus darknet market url darkmarket nexus link darknet markets 2025

  • Comment Link Jamesmag Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:54 posted by Jamesmag

    nexus official link tor drug market nexus darknet site nexus url

  • Comment Link RobertZer Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:54 posted by RobertZer

    nexus site official link dark web market links nexus shop url dark web marketplaces

  • Comment Link BrianPeard Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:54 posted by BrianPeard

    dark market darknet marketplace nexus darknet access dark market

  • Comment Link DonaldAgema Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:53 posted by DonaldAgema

    dark web market urls nexus shop url nexus market dark market

  • Comment Link check out this site Tuesday, 23 September 2025 23:53 posted by check out this site

    you're truly a just right webmaster. The website loading velocity is incredible.
    It sort of feels that you are doing any unique trick. Furthermore, The contents are masterpiece.
    you have done a excellent task on this subject!